Spazinski

Stalin Spazinski is the main guard of Russia, working as Putin's personal bodyguard. He is introduced in the first episode of Life is a Table 2, and serves as the main character for the season.

He is incredibly Russian, believing his country comes first, and would give his life if need be.

Trivia

- He is holding a gun in the attached image. just look at it

- He is from Ukranian

- He is canonically 7'4

- idk hes cool?